Siang Kwee

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The teacher asks Timmy “why is your cat at school today?” Timmy says, crying, “Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, ‘I’m going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.’ so I’m saving him!”

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Drunken Fairy Drink Recipe

partyrehabbrecipes:

Ingredients & Measurements:

2 oz. Vodka

1 oz. White Rum

6 oz. Powerade/Gatorade (Your choice)

3 oz. Red Bull

Instructions:
Mix all ingredients in a glass filled with ice and stir. Enjoy.

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rob-smith-ecfc:

GIVE ME A PINT OF VODKA AND MAKE IT SNAPPY!

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Cocktail Party!!!

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37 days till phuket

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